so the other day, i made the most important decision of my life
i had to buy like,
my first serious backpack
since middle school
i made the wisest choice i could,
hoping,
praying,
that this would make me cool
but instead
it made me look like this:
what do you see?
if you're unsure, let me show you again
it's me.
in camping gear.
i tried to make myself believe that it was all okay,
that inside, i was cool
that further than that, on the outside, i was cool.
until i started getting text messages FROM SOMEONE (COUGHCOUGHCOUGH)
my self esteem is less than what i would like
in terms of this backpack
the situation is kinda like an anorexic girl in a mirror
except it's more like
um yeah
but then i started thinking, hey
maybe it's not so bad?
if i'm mauled by a bear,
i am alive.
thank you, backpack
if i jump out of a plane,
i am sleek
thank you, backpack
thank you, north face