Monday, September 20, 2010

the northface

so the other day, i made the most important decision of my life





i had to buy like, 
my first serious backpack
since middle school 





i made the wisest choice i could,
hoping,
praying,
that this would make me cool



but instead




it made me look like this:




what do you see? 




if you're unsure, let me show you again




it's me.

in camping gear.



i tried to make myself believe that it was all okay,
that inside, i was cool
that further than that, on the outside, i was cool. 


until i started getting text messages FROM SOMEONE (COUGHCOUGHCOUGH)




my self esteem is less than what i would like 
in terms of this backpack




the situation is kinda like an anorexic girl in a mirror
 


except it's more like






um yeah





but then i started thinking, hey

maybe it's not so bad?



if i'm mauled by a bear, 



i am alive.

thank you, backpack



if i jump out of a plane, 


i am sleek

thank you, backpack




thank you, north face










8 comments:

  1. Told you it's a good backpack. You do airplane jumps daily at Star Trek Academy.

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  2. as usual, I'm in love with your posts :)

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  3. Hahahaaaa so good, I know this feeling! Awesome entry Tiffany!

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  4. Nice I love it lol so unique you are ha..

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  5. Hey I bought my first backpack in ages just last week too! :D

    Sorry to say I'm not really on the same boat as you.
    I like my backpack... :c

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  6. haha...you could always just get a side bag

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  7. thanks, guys!


    for side bag, consideration is near

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  8. HAH i am so hilarious.

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