Oh man, talk about a bad day in the can.
Can I make a teeeeeeeny suggestion?If I were reaching for the Holy TP in a situation like this, my whole body would lean and REALLY try before my arms stretched out all awesome like that... I would think his armpit-ish area would be right up against the edge of the countertop.Just a suggestion- sorry! LOVE it otherwise! I want more!
NOOOOOO, WHAT HAPPENS TO STRETCHY!!?!??!? You horrible woman, you left him without toilet paper.