today was a long, hard day
i hadn't eaten anything from 6:30am to 6:45pm
working all the way through
i had one soymilk drink
at the end,
i said, it's okay
because when i get home,
maybe there will be food
(uh yeah, the backpack has settled in)
and there was food!
just beautiful,
beautiful amounts of italian bread sticks
sitting,
waiting for me
until
she came down
with the fattest cream popsicle i have ever seen
i knew my responsibilities as the first born
i should sacrifice my blood,
to feed the younger generation
pray for their health, and safety.
but i had to stand my ground
however,
middle school
will make a warrior
out of anyone.
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she was not starving
she was full, and gluttonous
born on a silver spoon, covered in godiva chocolate for dipping in coffee
i understood though,
her cry for help.
so i gave it to her, i gave her all the breadsticks. and i said,
"well maybe there's macaroni left."
"the pizza?"
"Oh yeah, i had that for breakfast."
i was like a starving child in slumdog millionaire
jai ho
JAI HO.
ReplyDelete"i knew my responsibilities as the first born
ReplyDeletei should sacrifice my blood,
to feed the younger generation"
That cracked me up.
LOL keep it coming. Love the expression at the end.
ReplyDeleteHello Tiffany, my name is Alexandria and I am Courtney's friend and I like everything you do very much so keep on doing it (except for not the starving part, because I think if you keep doing that I might not be able to enjoy your artwork anymore).
ReplyDeleteOkay nice to meet you.
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ReplyDeleteokay i am literally dying at this face
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Can't...stop....giggling...
Is there a way to subscribe your blog? Because I can't find a RSS button.
ReplyDeleteOh, I've just managed. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious. I have a little bro in 8th grade! I can relate.
ReplyDeleteFunny as always ... going to share this one!
ReplyDeletethanks so much, everyone! those breadsticks will come back to me one day
ReplyDelete"Jai ho"
ReplyDeleteYou've got me in a fit!
great stuff. this is hilarious!
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